Since beginning Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, I’ve been less productive than previously imaginable. It’s so much fun running around and saving Zelda again - I prefer it to my normal day-to-day activities ‘cause

1. Swinging a sword (even if it’s only smashing pumpkins) is a hell of a stress reliever. (And an arrest-able offense outside the game.)

2. Having a bird to do my bidding is pretty sweet.

3. The term “adventure pouch” is awesome (and my new phrase for “uterus”).

4. I want to be Impa when I grow up. She’s smart, she’s tough, and she doesn’t take shit from pale-haired buttholes. 

5. Link has a harp. Everyone knows that’s the best instrument.

6. Helping monsters be less monster-like and make friends is trickier to do in real life, ‘cause when you offer that service, people get offended.

7. Money comes out of the plants and whatnot - if princess-saving was this profitable in Detroit, life would be the best!